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    Posted on Apr 26, 2017

    I Want To Be Held Like Jonah Hill Holds Bags

    Carry me, Jonah Hill. Just carry me.

    I was on the internet today looking at pictures of Jonah Hill because that is apparently where my life is at when I noticed something special. No, it wasn't his smile or strut, but it was the way he holds bags.

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    The man has a certain elegance and grace when given a bag.

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    Bags make Jonah Hill happy and when Jonah Hill is happy so am I.

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    In general, Jonah takes very good care of his bags. He is well-known in the bag community for his double handed technique.

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    Look at the way his fingers are locked around that strap, the other hand gently caressing the band.

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    He is proud of that bag.

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    Look how tightly this bag is wrapped around his hand.

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    This, readers, is warmth.

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    And this is the face of a man who really takes pleasure over his bags.

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    Jonah Hill cares.

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    While a two finger grip may seem unsafe to the normal bag holder, it isn't in the fingers of Jonah Hill. That bag is secure.

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    I even wish I were those shoes.

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    I am straight up jealous of these stuffed animals.

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    But really it's all about the bags.

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    Even these teeny tiny bags get the presidential treatment in Jonah's hand. I can almost feel the gentle breeze as he casually swings them down the California street.

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    And though sometimes he might drag them...

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    ... he will always lift them up.

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    Never change the way you hold bags, Jonah. I mean that!

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    The end.

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