Parent Trap Dennis Quaid is the hottest movie DILF ever to DILF.
He owns a winery.
A very large winery.
He has a beautiful dog.
He owns this huge house, has a rich people dog, and a huge winery.
He's the sugar daddy of my dreams.
He's also a great dad.
Just kidding. He was a terrible dad. He literally separated his identical twin daughters from birth and moved across the country in an effort to keep them apart forever.
I don't care about that, though.
That never stopped me from making bad decisions about men.
Parent Trap Dennis Quaid could get it regardless of abandoning one of his twin daughters.
Anyway, he hikes. That's hot.
He wears sunglasses. That's hot.
He thinks a lot. That's hot.
He has this little wrinkle on his forehead when he's thinking. That's hot.
I love his collection of precisely two henleys he's always wearing.
It's hot.
Remember that scene where Meredith Blake unbuttons his shirt and tells him to show more chest hair?
That was hot.
I love this four-wheeling face on him.
I love this flustered face on him.
Last but not least, his hands. They're hot.
My point has been made.
That's about it.
I love you, Parent Trap Dennis Quaid. Till death do us part. Till death. do. us. part.
