Why Do 90% Of Guys' Toes Look Like This And When Will It Stop?

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    There are few things that gross me out: Mainly phlegm, rogue pubes, the word "shart," and people who walk slow.

    But there's one thing that surpasses them all.

    Toenails. Men's toenails.

    It's...just...nail care is important.

    And I hate to point fingers but I am pointing fingers: The majority of violators are guys. Yes, I am a guy. Yes, I am to blame. Yes, it is an epidemic.

    And for those who have never seen the horror, well, sorry to ruin your gay ole' parade. I will show you what 90% of the male populations' feet look like.

    They look like this:

    This:

    And this:

    Well today, that stops.

    There's a really simple fix and it all boils down to:

    That choice being taking five minutes out of your day to cut your GD nails.

    This too can be yours, you just have to take care of yourself.

    In conclusion, I will leave you with this tweet:

    What even the fuck are toenails for my guys

    Now please, shadily tag your boyfriends, brothers, and colleagues. Let's end this together.