There are few things that gross me out: Mainly phlegm, rogue pubes, the word "shart," and people who walk slow.
But there's one thing that surpasses them all.
Toenails. Men's toenails.
It's...just...nail care is important.
And I hate to point fingers but I am pointing fingers: The majority of violators are guys. Yes, I am a guy. Yes, I am to blame. Yes, it is an epidemic.
And for those who have never seen the horror, well, sorry to ruin your gay ole' parade. I will show you what 90% of the male populations' feet look like.
They look like this:
This:
And this:
Well today, that stops.
There's a really simple fix and it all boils down to:
That choice being taking five minutes out of your day to cut your GD nails.
This too can be yours, you just have to take care of yourself.
In conclusion, I will leave you with this tweet:
Now please, shadily tag your boyfriends, brothers, and colleagues. Let's end this together.