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Dear Andrew Garfield, Less Beard More Ass

Please accept this gift today.

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My precious Andrew, we have come a long way since you were a mere Social Network twink. Remember how cute you were? Remember the way your body fit into those Spiderman suits?

Watching your chin go down this road of complete disrepair has caused me to lose sleep. I lie awake at night thinking about your completely un-tamed and un-groomed gingery pubey beard. Andrew, I can't take it anymore.

So I brought you here to give you a gift.

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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