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    Chris Pratt Memorialized His 700-Pound Boar's "Bowling Ball Sized" Testicles

    A big-balled legend.

    Well, it happened.

    Chris Pratt's 700-pound boar with the giant nuts has passed away.

    RIP Magnus (with the large balls).

    But Chris doesn't want us to dwell on the sadness, he wants us to remember his extremely large, record setting swinging balls.

    In a touching Instagram caption, Chris said: "RIP 'Magnus' Our magnificent gentle Tamworth giant fell ill and passed away two days ago. This was a hard one. He was as cuddly as a 700lb boar could be."

    "We’ll miss him. He had the biggest nuts of any mammal I’d ever seen in person."

    "I’ll miss seeing those bowling ball size testicles waggle to and fro as he rooted for hazelnuts in the hay. #farmlife 😢🙏♥️✝️"

    Well, now I'm crying.

    RIP Magnus. Gone but never forgotten.