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Britney Spears Has A New Song And It Will Fuck You Up

I'm a mess.

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Welp, fuck me running.

This is it. It happened.

Someone FIND ME A CHURCH because my body doesn't know what to do with itself.

She. Did. That.

RCA

In case you didn't realize (I mean you clicked on this link so you better lmao), BRITNEY SPEARS HAS RELEASED HER NEW SINGLE: "Make Me..."

It is:

Gorgeous, stunning, wonderful, exquisite, lovely, radiant, delightful, charming, enchanting, captivating; striking, spectacular, remarkable, outstanding, arresting, eye-catching; marvelous, superb, excellent, fine, first-class; informal great, terrific, tremendous, super, fantastic, fabulous, fab, heavenly, divine, knockout, hot, red-hot, delectable, scrumptious, awesome, magic, wicked, killer, out of this world, smashing, brilliant.

(Literally all the synonyms for "sensational" from a thesaurus)

All the other girls are like this:

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This:

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And this:

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To sum everything up:

This:

This:

And this:

Listen to the song here:

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