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    Britney Spears Has A New Song And It Will Fuck You Up

    I'm a mess.

    Welp, fuck me running.

    This is it. It happened.

    Someone FIND ME A CHURCH because my body doesn't know what to do with itself.

    She. Did. That.

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    In case you didn't realize (I mean you clicked on this link so you better lmao), BRITNEY SPEARS HAS RELEASED HER NEW SINGLE: "Make Me..."

    It is:

    Gorgeous, stunning, wonderful, exquisite, lovely, radiant, delightful, charming, enchanting, captivating; striking, spectacular, remarkable, outstanding, arresting, eye-catching; marvelous, superb, excellent, fine, first-class; informal great, terrific, tremendous, super, fantastic, fabulous, fab, heavenly, divine, knockout, hot, red-hot, delectable, scrumptious, awesome, magic, wicked, killer, out of this world, smashing, brilliant.

    (Literally all the synonyms for "sensational" from a thesaurus)

    All the other girls are like this:

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    This:

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    And this:

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    To sum everything up:

    This:

    This:

    And this:

    Listen to the song here:

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