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    Britney Spears Recites The Opening Monologue From "Thriller", Simultaneously Makes Halloween Matter Again

    An instant classic.

    Hear ye, hear ye. Unmask yourself.

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    SILENCE.

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    IT'S BRITNEY, WITCH.

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    Otherwise known as "Spookney."

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    But forreal this is really cute and funny. You better watch, bitch.

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    Thank you for your time (and this face).

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