WHAT IS THIS? This is an information-based study comparing two of the biggest female pop stars of our time in hopes of figuring out who is better at Instagram.
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? Because it's 2014, and who doesn't love pitting two female pop stars against each other?
IS THERE A BIAS HERE? Of course not.
So, first off, Britney Spears' Instagram technique can best be described as "really cool" and "artsy fartsy."
Beyoncé's Instagram technique is slightly different in that it mostly features pictures of her standing stationary. Like, she's literally just standing there in most of them.
Now that we have their basic techniques out of the way, let's take a deeper dive: a rapid-fire comparison round!
In this Instagram video, Britney Spears is in some sort of SUV. Sitting next to her is her child, Sean Preston. With a burst of spit and vigor, Britney breaks into her impression of "a woody woodpecker." It's unexpected and raw. It's kind of urban.
This is an Instagram from Beyoncé where she appears to be doing that floating-dead game. I don't really get it, but it's artsy in a not-fartsy kind of way. I'm confused.
Here's Britney doing the international sign for "peace" in the studio. She is drinking a Starbucks beverage and smoking menthol cigarettes. It is the most Britney Spears picture ever.