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The Ultimate 2012 Bonnaroo Fashion Guide

Fab or drab? I break down this year's hottest fashions at one of music's biggest festivals.

Fab: Wilson's hat.

So cute! It's a look we've never seen him in before.

So cute! It's a look we've never seen him in before.

Drab: Man with a tiny hat.

The hat could be tinier.

The hat could be tinier.

Fab: Unusual cardboard hat lady.

Very geometrical. That's in.

Very geometrical. That's in.

Drab: This woman.

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Fab: This man.

"Get Wild" stickers are big in Europe.

"Get Wild" stickers are big in Europe.

Drab: Umbrella mustache dude.

Look at your life, look at your choices!

Look at your life, look at your choices!

Fab: Old man in a skirt.

LOVE the floral prints. Mega fab.

LOVE the floral prints. Mega fab.

Drab: American flag jorts.

Never gonna happen. Good try though!

Never gonna happen. Good try though!

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Fab: Gumby

Is he ever not flawless?!

Is he ever not flawless?!

Drab: Fairy wing nymphs.

Just way too typical. More originality please.

Just way too typical. More originality please.

Fab: Hippy Amish donut worker lady.

So unconventional. Daring!

So unconventional. Daring!

Drab: Ass cape man.

Cape is too small. It's just not working for me. Great ass though.

Cape is too small. It's just not working for me. Great ass though.

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Fab: Woman in black.

The red umbrella is both practical AND stylish. Love!

The red umbrella is both practical AND stylish. Love!

Drab: Man in black.

IT WAS 90 DEGREES. So drab! Hoods are a huge no!

IT WAS 90 DEGREES. So drab! Hoods are a huge no!

Fab: Old man wearing a totally cool frog t-shirt.

Self-explanatory.

Self-explanatory.

Drab: Douchey dubstep shirt.

Also self-explanatory.

Also self-explanatory.

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Fab: Man in a purple dress.

LOVE his plunging neckline!

LOVE his plunging neckline!

Drab: ?????

The belt and underwear and cowboy hat. What am I looking at?! So busy.

The belt and underwear and cowboy hat. What am I looking at?! So busy.

Fab: Old lady beer tent worker.

You can never go wrong with cats!

You can never go wrong with cats!

Mega drab: Anyone with a headress.

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Fab: Old man with a cane.

LOVE. THIS. LOOK. Just because.

LOVE. THIS. LOOK. Just because.

Drab: Bros in banana hammocks.

Unless you're packing, don't even bother.

Unless you're packing, don't even bother.

Fab: Kenny Rogers and Ben Folds

They just look good together.

They just look good together.

Drab: Tighty whities.

Just not doing it for me.

Just not doing it for me.

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Drab: What is happening here.

Blah!

Blah!

Fab: Yellow lab shirt with matching straw hat.

Totally cute. The heart on the hat totally makes this work!

Totally cute. The heart on the hat totally makes this work!

Drab: Mesh umbrellas.

They don't even work!

They don't even work!

Fab: Skrillex Millhouse.

Too true.

Too true.

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Fab: Man riding a dinosar.

Because it looks like he's riding a dinosaur.

Because it looks like he's riding a dinosaur.

Fab: Molly the dog's collar.

Green is the new black or something.

Green is the new black or something.

Drab: Man with a 2 rat tails.

It's just too "matchy" for me. The second rat tail is excessive.

It's just too "matchy" for me. The second rat tail is excessive.

Frab: Raver hippy girls.

Kind of fab, kind of drab. Might be big in a few years.

Kind of fab, kind of drab. Might be big in a few years.

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Fab: This guy's pole.

So unexpected. Such craftsmanship.

So unexpected. Such craftsmanship.

Drab: Super plant man.

Plant accessories haven't been in since '06.

Plant accessories haven't been in since '06.

Fab: The world's greatest mother fucker.

That shirt is hard to pull off, but this man totally does it!

That shirt is hard to pull off, but this man totally does it!

Drab: Overalls.

Ain't nobody got time for that!!

Ain't nobody got time for that!!

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