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13 Things You'll Remember If You've Ever Been To Blockbuster

Presented by Britney Spears, duh.

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Step 1: First things first, this is Blockbuster, not a fucking walk in the park. This isn't CANDYLAND. Create a game plan. If you don't know what you're getting, you're basically fucked. Your ass is going to get reamed by the Blockbuster time suck. Proceed with caution.


Step 12: Pick out Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Stare at the candy in the aisle while you check out. Fantasize about getting those chocolate chip cookie dough bite things. Be glad this is almost over.