Some people made a Facebook group in like 2006 that said she wouldn't be famous.
The breast milk ice cream industry monopoly tried to take her down.
And in 2009, this person named "Pudding" called her a fad.
But through (most) of it all (except half of you bozos when Artpop came out), the homosexual agenda has been about and inclusive of Lady Gaga.
Historically, straight people have failed gay people in many ways. They still call us "buddy," Stacie Orrico only had two hits, and we still have to work every.single.day. during Pride month.
It's awful.
And now I'm not one to tell people what to do or think because that's not cool. But I am one to give my opinion when it's about doing the right thing and supporting our gay troops (pop stars).
In 2018, straight people, you have the opportunity to be pardoned for the thousands of years of torment (and also not supporting Hilary Duff's last album) by doing ONE THING.
I can give you honest testimony. This is not gay propaganda, I am not Nick Jonas gay-bating you into seeing this movie. I went into the movie not believing the hype. Yes, I support talent, so I support Gaga...but really, I thought to myself, "How could it be that good?"
But it wasn't just good, it was great.
Normally, I hate movies because they're too long and I get bored...but, let me tell you, I was FULLY invested in this movie. I cried 2.5 times and I never cry in movies! I felt and you will feel too, even if you're straight!
I have also been known to hate Bradley Cooper, I literally protested against him when he won the sexiest man alive in 2011, but honestly, Bradley Cooper was great. I wasn't even bothered by him ONE BIT.
But don't just believe me, believe these random straight people.
Random straight person #1: "I just saw A Star Is Born and I loved it and now I am going to scarf this f*cking sub down!!"
Random straight person #2: "I saw A Star Is Born and now I'm pregnant. A miracle!"
Random straight person #3: "My friend Carole is usually a dumb piece of sh*t, but I convinced her to see A Star Is Born, a great movie!!"
There you have it, 100% of straight people are raving!
In conclusion, do you want to be on the right side of history or do you want to be on the sidelines with Tomi Lasanga screaming about MAGA and ranting about gay Sesame Street characters. See A Star Is Born this weekend OR ELSE*.
