1.
A woman getting glued to a toilet:
3.
A hedgehog that got a McFlurry stuck on its head:
4.
A person who pooped in a pool five Fridays in a row:
5.
What Obama got to eat:
6.
A guy who shot a gun from his buttcheeks:
8.
A guy that got hit in the head with a dildo:
9.
A woman who found her hat in a tree:
10.
A debate over whether or not PB&J sandwiches are racist:
11.
A kid getting stuck in a claw machine:
12.
Two kids who dressed up as a "tall man":
13.
A man who Googled how to rob a bank and then robbed a bank and then got arrested:
14.
A woman who dislocated her jaw on a triple-patty hamburger:
15.
A literal flashlight:
16.
A man who forgot Cheez Whiz:
17.
A Coke can on the back of a U-Haul:
18.
A simple nut-loving lady:
19.
A man who got killed to death:
23.
A woman who saw THE monkey:
24.
And the man who has "seen it all":
