If you were alive in the '90s and early 2000s, then you were into...
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Guys who got dressed in the dark:
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Guys who wanted you to pull them on their giant wagon:
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Grown men who hung out on piles of stuffed animals:
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Guys who liked to dress up and play space:
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Guys with large red clown ties:
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Guys who went crazy on their drama club prop trunk:
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Guys with Ronald McDonald hair:
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Just, like, every single guy who had this exact haircut:
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Guys who wore shiny curtains as clothing:
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Guys who wore giant ski suits when they weren't even skiing:
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Guys who are amazed by telephones:
12.
Really, guys who talked on the phone were so hot:
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Guys with matching tribal tattoos:
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Guys who didn't know how chairs work:
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Another guy who doesn't know how to use a chair:
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Guys who liked to be interviewed in velour jumpsuits and no shirts:
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Guys with very distinct chin straps:
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Guys who wore thick furry coats with no shirt underneath them:
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Guys who had no idea what to do with their hands:
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Guys who stole their aunt's raincoat that she got at Dillard's last weekend:
21.
Guys with jean jackets covered in bird shit:
22.
Guys who had a real interest in American government:
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Guys who weren't afraid to tell you they're hungry:
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Guys who clipped their cellphones to their leather pants:
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Guys who just want to reach out to you:
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Guys who have perfected that whole "just got out of bed" look:
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Guys who just want to give you a hug:
28.
Guys with "designer" facial hair:
29.
Guys who accepted their pain:
30.
Guys who apparently were "lounge lizards":
31.
Guys with a whole lot of self-love:
32.
And most importantly, guys who loved nothing more than to cuddle up together in a large American flag: