I woke up this morning feeling kinda down. As a huge gay, Britney hadn't posted an Instagram of children from the 1920s overnight, Cassie still hadn't happened, and Carly Rae Jepsen's Emotion was still a huge-ass unknown flop that the general public will sadly never understand.
In an effort to cheer myself up, I decided to watch some pop music videos.
Because of said gayness, I put on the legendary early 2000s pop collab, "Lady Marmalade."
That's when I realized, all of my gay life, I had literally NO IDEA what Christina Aguilera was saying during her verse.
So, I went to Twitter to try to see if I was the only one with NO CLUE.
I wasn't alone.
The gays started coming out in droves.
Gay after gay had no idea what she was saying.
This gay thought it was just screams.
This gay thought she screams "MULAN" a lot.
And this gay suggested that she was speaking "gay," a language I thought I had mastered.