Britney Spears is a full-fledged commercial legend.
There are the Pepsi commercials that made soda, horny Bob Dole, and "Baba-baba-baba-bababas" relevant again.
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The Candie's Only at Kohl's commercials that popularized the "cool and faded" trend.
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The Suki commercial that changed the Japanese candy industry forever.
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And, of course, the 77 commercials for her 182 fragrances.
But there's one commercial in particular that has lived on in infamy for Britney fans because it just really doesn't make any sense.
Here's the commercial:
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It starts out totally fine: Britney sneaks out of some sort of premiere.
She goes to a fortune teller.
She walks through some beads because she wants her fortune told.
She faces the fortune teller.
Because she's literally at a fortune-telling store, the fortune teller asks her if she wants her fortune told.
Britney looks into the crystal ball.
But then she gets up and says, "No thanks."
Britney walks out of the fortune teller's store even though she went into it to presumably have her fortune told.
"I choose my own destiny*," she says.
Michel Eidd pointed out the inconsistencies in his viral TikTok.
Michel says that this is like going to a restaurant and sitting down...
...and then getting up when the waiter takes your order and saying, "No thanks, I cook my own food."
It's like going to the barber, sitting down for a cut, and then getting up and out of there and saying, "No thanks, I cut my own hair."
It just doesn't make sense!!
Either way, it doesn't matter because Britney is a living legend and continues to remain relevant in 2020 even though she just posts on Instagram all day.
In conclusion, stream Glory.
