Rule 1: Look really, really irresistibly cute.
Rule 2: Bring YOUR OWN goggles.
Rule 3: LIFE JACKETS
And yes, there will be other corgis without life jackets. They are wrong. Wearing a life jacket IS cool!
Rule 4: Tire yourself out.
Rule 5: Be extra nice to the humans.
They will give you treats.
Rule 6: Don't be a show-off.
Rule 7: Step away from your human.
Who knows? Maybe one of these new corgis will be a lifelong friend? You'll never know unless you try.
Rule 8: Suck up to the photographers.
Rule 9: There are no rules.
You are a corgi.
You do as you please.
This list was pointless.
It was just an excuse to post corgi pictures.
Note: All of these pictures are from a corgi meetup on Fiesta Island in San Diego.