1. Rule 1: Look really, really irresistibly cute.
This shouldn’t be hard for you.
You’re going to meet A LOT of new corgis today, so it is very important that you don’t look like a bum. Wear your nicest bandanna and make sure it’s clean. Ain’t nobody got time for a dirty bandanna.
Note: All of these pictures are from a corgi meetup on Fiesta Island in San Diego.