1. First of all, never do this again.
2. Or this.
3. Or this.
4. Or this.
5. Or this.
6. Oh yeah, this.
7. And whatever is happening in this.
8. Or this.
9. Definitely none of this weird black shit.
10. Or shiny berets.
11. Or monocles.
12. Or glowing vagina hearts.
13. Or bad fire CGI.
14. And this.
15. But in all seriousness…
21. Sweet dreams!
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- Senator Ron Wyden will soon introduce legislation requiring warrants before phones can be searched at the US border.
- This girl's friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎