Advice For Christina Aguilera's New Music Video

So, Christina Aguilera is filming a new music video. I basically know nothing about making music videos, but I think we can all agree these are great tips!

First of all, never do this again.

Or this.

Or this.

Or this.

Or this.

Oh yeah, this.

And whatever is happening in this.

Or this.

Definitely none of this weird black shit.

Or shiny berets.

Or monocles.

Or glowing vagina hearts.

Or bad fire CGI.

And this.

But in all seriousness...

NEVER

AGAIN

WITH

THE

RHINESTONE ENCRUSTED BALL GAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sweet dreams!

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