I Can't Believe How Many Famous People Went To Jennifer Aniston's Birthday Party

This makes Taylor Swift's parties look like daycare.

Jennifer Aniston celebrated her 50th birthday over the weekend and boy oh boy, I look at pictures of famous people a lot, but rarely, RARELY, is there ever such a pure concentration of famous people in one place. Jennifer Aniston's 50th birthday party was a famous person "perfect storm."

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This is a picture of her eye.

First and foremost, Brad Pitt was there. The pictures of his face were very expensive, so here's a picture of the back of his head.

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Lisa Kudrow was there.

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Courteney Cox was there.

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Diane Keaton was there.

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Tom Ford was there.

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Gay-adjacent legend, Laura Dern was there.

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Gay rights! tipping queen.

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David Arquette was there.

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Jason Bateman was there.

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Sandy Bullock was there.

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Joe Dirt was there.

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Robert Downey Jr. too.

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You know him best as "Jennifer Aniston's dad," John Aniston was there.

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Michael McDonald was there.

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Cindy Crawford was there.

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Reese Witherspoon was also there.

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That's Charlie Day, he was there.

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A representative of our troops, military legend, Demi "Gi Jane" Moore was there.

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I know you can't tell because they have literal helmets covering their faces, but trust me, this is Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry. They were there.

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See, told you.

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George and Amal Clooney were there.

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That's Jimmy Kimmel.

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Isla Fischer and Sacha Baron Cohen were there.

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Whitney Cummings was there.

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Kate Hudson was there.

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Barbra Streisand even got an invite!

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And last but not least, the queen of vagina steams and "sex dust," Gwyneth Paltrow, was also there.

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So yeah, that's a f*ck ton of famous people! Go figure!

The night ended with Jennifer Aniston and Kathy Najimy in a car together.

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Suddenly I feel so poor and unsuccessful! Have a great day!

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