2.
You have no idea who this woman is:
4.
You think "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran is the perfect first dance song at a wedding.
5.
You lose your mind when they play "Shut Up and Dance" at weddings.
6.
You have empty liquor bottles on top of your cabinets.
7.
You have empty protein containers on top of your cabinets.
8.
You own a candle that looks like this:
10.
You own something that says "live, laugh, love" in your house.
11.
You have participated in SantaCon.
12.
You refer to your friends as "buddies."
13.
You refer to individual friends as "my man."
14.
You have no idea who they are:
15.
You have participated in or witnessed a real-life gender reveal.
16.
You love St. Patrick's Day.
17.
You have stolen a traffic cone.
18.
You've been to a Phish, Dave Matthews, or Grateful Dead concert.
19.
You can open a bottle with a lighter.
20.
You refer to babies as "little man" or "little bud."
21.
You refer to hot dogs as dogs — "grilling up some dogs!"
22.
You think Grindr is a "dating app."
23.
You prefer hot coffee over iced.
24.
You drink glasses of milk.
25.
When you hear the word "poppers," you think of the food.
26.
When you hear the word "Robyn," you think of a bird.
27.
You have no idea who this woman is:
28.
You have taken a picture with a fish.
29.
You thought Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were dating.
30.
You know how to play lacrosse.
31.
You use two-in-one shampoo and conditioner.
32.
You have a friend named "Cheese."
33.
Your favorite Kelly Clarkson song is "Since U Been Gone."
34.
You own a gingham-print shirt.
35.
You have a wooden American flag in your living room.
37.
You have participated in "no-shave November."
38.
You still like Justin Timberlake.
39.
And lastly, you have unironically used the word "hubby."
