1. Big Pun and Fat Joe being, by far, the cutest couple on the red carpet. Getty 2. Benny Medina getting caught checking out Jennifer Lopez's ass. Getty 3. Sheryl Crow's totally then in-style belly shirt. Getty 4. Will Smith's outfit that was entirely made of leather. Getty 5. He was basically wearing a cow. Getty 6. Steven Tyler wearing a napkin around his neck. Getty 7. Jerry Seinfeld was there? Getty 8. Jennifer Love Hewitt was also there? Getty 9. Missy Elliott's blazer which had duck feathers dangling from it. Getty 10. Madonna trying super hard to convince us she was deep and weird. Getty 11. Alanis Morisette being actually weird. Getty Love her for it, though. 12. Ricky Martin dancing around in a ribbed Gap sweater and leather pants. Getty 13. Semisonic's dreams being crushed when they didn't win for "Closing Time." Getty : ( 14. More of Ricky Martin pretending to be straight. Getty 15. Marc Anthony and someone he was dating who was not JLO. Getty 16. Johnny Reznick rocking the Kate Gosselin before Kate Gosselin was even a thing! Getty 17. Sarah McLachlan before she ruined everyone's lives with the ASPCA commercial. Getty 18. 2/3 of the Dixie Chicks wearing belly jewelry. Getty 19. Shirley Manson's tits. Getty 20. Rosie. Getty 21. Brandy and Monica owning the red carpet together. Getty 22. The Brian Setzer Orchestra trying desperately to make us not to forget about them. Getty "WE ARE NOT ONE HIT WONDERS." Lol. 23. Celine Dion and her grandfather. Getty Okay, that was mean. I love Celine! 24. Usher thinking this move was "sexy." Getty 25. Sheryl Crow's extremely tiny totally useless cardigan. Getty 26. Natalie Imbruglia's psychedelic cow-inspired leather jacket. Getty 27. A very young Mya. Getty 28. Lauryn Hill before she went crazy. Getty 29. And Aaron Carter. Getty Amazing.