1. Big Pun and Fat Joe being, by far, the cutest couple on the red carpet.
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2. Benny Medina getting caught checking out Jennifer Lopez's ass.
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3. Sheryl Crow's totally then in-style belly shirt.
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4. Will Smith's outfit that was entirely made of leather.
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5. He was basically wearing a cow.
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6. Steven Tyler wearing a napkin around his neck.
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7. Jerry Seinfeld was there?
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8. Jennifer Love Hewitt was also there?
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9. Missy Elliott's blazer which had duck feathers dangling from it.
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10. Madonna trying super hard to convince us she was deep and weird.
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11. Alanis Morisette being actually weird.
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Love her for it, though.
12. Ricky Martin dancing around in a ribbed Gap sweater and leather pants.
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13. Semisonic's dreams being crushed when they didn't win for "Closing Time."
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14. More of Ricky Martin pretending to be straight.
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15. Marc Anthony and someone he was dating who was not JLO.
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16. Johnny Reznick rocking the Kate Gosselin before Kate Gosselin was even a thing!
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17. Sarah McLachlan before she ruined everyone's lives with the ASPCA commercial.
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18. 2/3 of the Dixie Chicks wearing belly jewelry.
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19. Shirley Manson's tits.
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20. Rosie.
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21. Brandy and Monica owning the red carpet together.
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22. The Brian Setzer Orchestra trying desperately to make us not to forget about them.
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"WE ARE NOT ONE HIT WONDERS." Lol.
23. Celine Dion and her grandfather.
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Okay, that was mean. I love Celine!
24. Usher thinking this move was "sexy."
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25. Sheryl Crow's extremely tiny totally useless cardigan.
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26. Natalie Imbruglia's psychedelic cow-inspired leather jacket.
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27. A very young Mya.
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28. Lauryn Hill before she went crazy.
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29. And Aaron Carter.
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Amazing.
