• 1. It will make you cry

  • 2. He plays the piano

  • 3. It’s racially diverse

  • 4. It encourages world peace

  • 5. It proves he isn’t gay

  • 6. He’s taller

  • 7. He’s wet

  • 8. It’s the hook jab mayne

  • 9.

  • 10. It’s basically about him fucking a groupie

  • Thoughts?