1.
When they ALL THE SUDDEN have an opinion on something:
2.
When they wallow in self-pity:
3.
When they pull this crap:
4.
When they're the world's worst navigator:
5.
When they can't be trusted with anything:
6.
When they're being excessive:
7.
When they play hard to get:
8.
When they make shit up:
9.
When they're overly competitive:
10.
When they're never on time for anything:
11.
When they don't introduce you:
12.
When they pull this disrespectful move:
13.
When they make a bad life decision:
14.
When they get worked up over the smallest stuff:
15.
When they complain about this crap:
16.
When they steal your style:
17.
When they pull this crap:
18.
When they don't care about your livelihood:
19.
And when they don't offer you a goddamn blanket:
