This demented, crazy, stoned person:
This 11-year-old with diarrhea:
This poor girl's "vegeta":
This person with future cholesterol problems:
This person who believes "if you don't use it, you lose it":
This OTHER concerned sister:
This boyfriend who has a lot to learn:
This precocious youngster:
This bro who needs to do laundry ASAP:
And this person in desperate need of lube: