So it's been a rough week...
You're annoyed with just about everyone...
There's only one solution...
Because you're hungry, goddammit!
And working out is too exhausting...
Drugs are too expensive...
And companionship can be hard to come by...
So you start eating...angrily.
You literally inhale food.
So have some healthy popcorn.
Always keep a bottle of Sriracha handy.
No spoon? Go ahead, eat your ice cream with the credit card.
Balancing your diet is kinda overrated anyway.
Have another plate of pasta...
And maybe a slice of cake.
Your worries are gone, and sleep is on the horizon.
So treat yourself. You earned it.