1. Because it forces you to make awkward decisions that haunt you forever:
In 6th grade I had a really big crush on this boy who had a girlfriend, so one day on aim I messaged him a link to the music video for "you belong with me" by Taylor Swift. Joe if you're reading this that was weird, my bad
2. And makes you start looking for "signs" from above:
I was on FaceTime with a boy and I said god if he’s not the one send me a sign. My phone died on 83% 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
3. Because jealous people are wild:
one time i posted my brother on my snapchat story and this girl said “lol i used to talk to him u ain’t special”
4. And technology hasn't made anything easier:
I JUST ASKED SIRI IF A CERTAIN BOY WOULD EVER TEXT ME AND SHE SENT A TEXT SAYING WILL YOU EVER TEXT ME TO HIM. My funeral will be held at 8pm this Thursday.
5. Because social media will one day kill us all:
LMFAO?????????
6. And ghosting takes more effort than you think:
Fucking COLD lmao
7. Because sledgehammers are dangerous and easily accessible:
Girl what he do
8. And sometimes being hungry can somehow be misunderstood:
I’m done with girls
9. Because breakups never go well:
Her: I want you to kill my ex but make it seem like an accident Me: say no more [Later] Detective: looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet
10. And pain doesn't heal easily:
girl who hurt you before class started
11. Because trash is everywhere:
ah yes, the two genders
12. And so are people giving out fake numbers:
I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last night
13. Because hearts break young:
in 5th grade the boy I liked invited me into his igloo on club penguin to ask me who I liked and I said you tell me first ;) and he said "Erica" and it was my first of many moments like that
14. And when you get older everyone is a stale ham sandwich:
Overheard a woman say very angrily on the phone “I married a stale ham sandwich of a human” and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult
15. Because this shit is gag-worthy:
Relationship status : this girl.
16. And this shit is painful:
heard a couple arguing so I whipped out my phone and this is what I got😂
17. Because this takes too much effort:
A genuine 10/10 effort from this lad lmaooo I’m crying
18. And angry text messages generate far too much emotion:
Boys after reading the first line of your paragraph
19. And because at the end of the day love will never be rational at all:
My girlfriend told me she would suck John Mayer’s dick in front of her own dad because she loves him so much. I said the girl on a netflix show we were watching was cute and she got mad and told me to watch it by myself.