What Fictional Team Were You Meant To Play For?
You pride yourself in doing your own thing, and because of that your peers have underestimated you for far too long. You may not be the strongest or fastest person, but you're by far the most determined. You'd team up perfectly with Icebox, Junior, Hot Hands, and the rest of the gang to prove all the doubters wrong.
You have a tight-knit group of friends that doesn’t take too kindly to outsiders. Your crew is a little rough around the edges, but you’d take a bullet for any of them. Some of your best memories are about the trouble you used to get into as a kid. You're probably also a hell of a storyteller. You’d have no problem pickling with the Beast.
You enjoy your myriad of vices and you honestly don’t give a shit what people think about you. You’re gritty, vulgar, and forever unafraid to get your hands dirty. You do what it takes to win, and if that means bending the rules, who cares? You think Morris Buttermaker would be a cool uncle, and let's be honest, you’d be damn proud to have Chico’s Bail Bonds sponsor your little league team.
You have a quirky and generally under-appreciated sense of humor. You feel that you never get the respect you deserve and want one chance to prove yourself. You’d fit in great with the supposed has-beens and never-will-be's from Cleveland that prove the baseball world wrong.
You enjoy a six-pack of ice-cold memories and live your life with no regrets. It takes a while for people to notice you, but once they find you they discover a friend for life. If you were on the team in 2008 there’s no way the Panthers would have lost State to the South Texas Titans. You also have a crush on Coach Taylor, regardless of your sexuality.
You’re incredibly proud of your imagination. So much so that you consider daydreaming one of your primary hobbies. You’re passionate in your belief that no one is too old for Saturday morning cartoons. You enjoy marijuana and Billy Murray movies. You also still listen to the Space Jam soundtrack from time to time. (aka ALL the time)
You’re still secretly awaiting a Hogwarts admission letter. You’ve read the whole series multiple times and attended every midnight showing. Every once in a while you focus really hard and try to move something with your mind. The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is your mecca. You also know you’d be a kick-ass Seeker.
You’re filled with untapped potential and just need to find the right situation. You’re a born underdog and you wear it like a badge of honor. You’d obviously be an integral part of the Flying-V and a favorite of the Minnesota Miracle Man. The Ducks would have mercy-ruled the Hawks and crushed Iceland if you suited up.