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This faucet that allows you to wash your finger tips:
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This oven that can't open unless you open the fridge:
3.
This unbelievable act of laziness:
4.
This pack of razors that cheats you of one razorblade:
6.
This fucking packaging:
7.
The fact there's nothing priced at a dollar on this dollar menu:
8.
And this McDonalds where it cost more for a "Value Meal" than ordering the items separately:
9.
The way this wristband was applied:
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The fact there's a fee for issuing a bill:
12.
This goddamn newspaper:
13.
This freakin' zipper:
16.
This unaligned stovetop:
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The fact this AC button lights up when the AC is off:
18.
This incredibly public bathroom:
19.
This hip Shakespeare translation for the kids:
20.
This paper towel that somehow didn't find the garbage:
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The fact that it's cheaper to buy these products separately:
22.
This unnecessary packaging:
23.
These salt and pepper shakers:
24.
And this goddamn unholy e-mail: