7.
"I hate the color orange."
8.
"Pretty girls are never gonna talk to me again."
9.
"Why is everyone picking on me?"
10.
"Ohhh, I totally forgot I can use my hands."
11.
"I'm dreaming, right?"
12.
"Oh yeah, this is totally a dream."
14.
"Wait, did my mom actually leave??!??!?!!"
15.
"Ah, it's okay, no one watches Univision anyway..."
16.
"AHHH FUCK, this was on ESPN."
17.
"Well, THAT didn't work."
18.
"Maybe I'll just stand here."
19.
"I hate soccer and I'm never coming back."