21 Reasons Summer Is So Fucking Overrated
Let's all sweat our asses off and get sunburns! Yay!
Because the beach isn't always what it's cracked up to be.
And nightmare tanlines last for an incredibly long time.
Because comfortable footwear is hard to find.
And uncomfortable footwear is incredibly easy to lose.
Because escaping the sun is downright impossible.
And the heat makes daily tasks unbearable.
Because the "perfect tan" is a myth...
...and THIS is the reality.
Because your skin literally falls off.
And bad decisions seem to happen more frequently.
Because your clothes from last year never seem to fit right.
And pools with no booze rules aren't cools.
Because even innocent dogs get corrupted by the nastiness of summer.
And don't even get me started on those asshole birds.
Because embarrassing shit seems to happen all the time...
...honestly, it's almost unavoidable.
Because dogs aren't allowed on the beach, but pet ducks are?
And young love is always shoved in your face.
Because this casual bro hits the roadways.
And this genius hits the beach.
And because, let's be honest, this actually is how you spend those hellish months.
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