21 Reasons 7-Eleven Is The People's Champ
Slurpees for life.
1. Because they know to make a good weed joke...

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2. And they're always there for their customers.

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3. Because they want to fulfill all your needs...

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4. And they always live every week like it's Shark Week.

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5. Because they have products you need to succeed in life...

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6. And they'll do anything to help your performance.

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7. Because they have donuts...

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8. And informative signs.

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9. Because they put the eato in taquito...

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10. And this chill-ass dog is a loyal customer.

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11. Because "someness" is always guaranteed.

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12. Because pet monkeys are always welcome...

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13. And so are pet squirrels.

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14. And don't forget their excellent DVD selection!

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15. But most importantly, once a year they bless the world with "Bring Your Own Cup Day."

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16. And it is the most treasured day on the Roman calendar.

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17. It's a day of joy...

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18. ...resourcefulness...

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19. ...creativity...

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20. ...and excess.

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21. Because 7-Eleven is the people's champ.

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