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21 Reasons 7-Eleven Is The People's Champ

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1. Because they know to make a good weed joke...

2. And they're always there for their customers.

3. Because they want to fulfill all your needs...

4. And they always live every week like it's Shark Week.

5. Because they have products you need to succeed in life...

6. And they'll do anything to help your performance.

7. Because they have donuts...

8. And informative signs.

9. Because they put the eato in taquito...

10. And this chill-ass dog is a loyal customer.

11. Because "someness" is always guaranteed.

12. Because pet monkeys are always welcome...

13. And so are pet squirrels.

14. And don't forget their excellent DVD selection!

15. But most importantly, once a year they bless the world with "Bring Your Own Cup Day."

16. And it is the most treasured day on the Roman calendar.

17. It's a day of joy...

18. ...resourcefulness...

19. ...creativity...

20. ...and excess.

21. Because 7-Eleven is the people's champ.

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