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16 Reasons To Root Against The Evil Canadians At The Winter Olympics

With the Sochi games a mere 99 days away, it’s time to jump-start your crippling case of SOCHI FEVER by directing all of your hate toward our neighbors to the north.

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It's almost that time again when our typically polite, courteous, and unnecessarily apologetic neighbors to the north stop being nice and start getting cocky. We are now officially within 100 days of the Sochi Winter Olympics, which means those damn Canucks are getting ready to dominate the medal stand.

During the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, the Canadians finished third in the overall medal count but took home the most golds. So let's look past their generally agreeable nature and find — or invent — some reasons to hate them, because competition is more fun when you're rooting for someone to fail.


10. They're so self-centered.

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Canadians seem all friendly. But people who act THAT friendly are probably just covering up their inner perversion. Go USA.