1.
This guy who just can't hold his phone right now:
2.
This dude who can hear the music just fine:
3.
This person who made the easy decision:
4.
This mail carrier who makes their own rules:
5.
This kid who basically drew a ladder:
6.
This tourism department:
7.
This dude who wanted to cut out the intermediary aka effort:
8.
This guy who couldn't muster up the effort to buy a new razor:
9.
This guy who made taking out the trash fun again:
10.
Whoever planned this park:
11.
Anyone who buys this contraption:
12.
This college student in need of a chair:
14.
This guy who was literally and physically running on empty:
15.
Whoever painted this line:
16.
This person who didn't want to do the dishes:
17.
This moviegoer who probably didn't see the trash can because it's dark:
18.
This woman who is making a statement regarding the fact that only one cash register is open:
19.
This student who respects the fact that attendance is 25% of his grade:
21.
All of these bastards:
22.
This clever decorator:
24.
And whoever replaced the soap: