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This headline asking for volunteers:
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This bit of advice from Toys R Us:
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This church sign asking a very personal question:
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This inconveniently worded sign:
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This intolerant aisle in Home Depot:
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This bizarre sign of support:
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This story about a karate-kicking tumor:
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This vindictive headline:
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This inspiring story:
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This well thought-out shirt:
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This page in a kids' coloring book:
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This perfectly crafted front page:
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This Facebook caption:
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This all-night-long deep penetrator:
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This interesting sale:
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This ad for [air quotes] bowling [air quotes]:
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This eye-catching quality:
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This misuse of a comma:
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This person excited about their erection:
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Aaron Rodgers' good luck charm:
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This unfortunate label:
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This warning about attractive children:
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This questionable search:
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And this perfect sign for any daughter's bedroom: