Having a freedom hangover? Need something to get you through to America Day No. 3 (a.k.a. Labor Day)? Well, this should help do the trick. 1. America is a place where chill birds can shoot the shit — freely. r.ddmcdn.com 2. Where everything smells like ONE THING. i.imgur.com 3. It's a place where this pickup line CAN work 100 percent of the time. mothyshywing.tumblr.com *If you're a bald eagle. 4. A place where even though they told us we're out of the World Cup — our chances still look good. jennyfir.tumblr.com 5. Btw... World, watch out in 2018 — we know the rules now. jockpop.com 6. It's a land where there's no such thing as "bad" breath. jockpop.com 7. A place where this kid gets a gold star. memeguy.com 8. This man gets a gun and a badge. photobullseye.com 9. And she gets a gold medal. memeguy.com 10. A place where these dudes can eat all the freedom fries they want. funnyjunk.com 11. It's a place where reading is fundamental. global3.memecdn.com 12. Where we'll do anything to win. quickmeme.com 13. Where sunsets are always beautiful. i.chzbgr.com 14. And bedtime stories are always patriotic. cdn.acidcow.com 15. Where our sports simply MATTER MORE. global3.memecdn.com 16. It's a demanding place. hilarioushumorfromouterspace.tumblr.com 17. It's a place that burns the history books we don't feel like reading. andrewappel.tumblr.com 18. Because our dicks indeed fire rockets. quickmeme.com 19. A place where poetry is everywhere you turn... outspokenazhlyn.tumblr.com 20. And everyone is a lottery winner. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF knowyourmeme.com 21. It's the only place where you don't have to care about silly hypothetical questions. t.qkme.me Why? Because rock, flag and eagle. View this video on YouTube youtube.com Carry on, patriots.