1.
When someone opened these Starburst fun packs:
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When some unlucky bastard couldn't get to their OJ:
3.
When Facebook pulled this bullshit:
4.
When your iPhone charger gives up on life:
5.
When you open this Reese's Tree:
6.
When some dickhead does this to the toilet paper:
7.
When you try to watch anything on YouTube:
9.
When your iPhone gets confused:
10.
When your zipper goes into hibernation:
11.
When you have to use a keypad that associates the color green with the clear button:
12.
When you get this window seat on the plane:
13.
When your seatbelt gets completely ruined:
14.
When you see the shipping cost:
15.
When you can't escape the junk emails:
16.
When you buy half-assed bread:
17.
When you can't get to the damn pens:
18.
When your neighborhood playground fucks up tic, tac, toe:
19.
And when greedy assholes overprice delicious and affordable 99-cent Arizona Iced Tea:
