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29 Professions That Will Make Your Parents Proud

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1. Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator

2. Pornography Historian

3. Elf Sex Expert

4. Space Lawyer

5. Entry Level Plastic Film Peeler

6. Shredded Cheese Authority

7. Cat Behavior Consultant

8. Head of Potatoes

9. Beaver Expert

10. 6-Layer Dip Maker

11. Pygmy Goat Owner

12. Head Receiver

13. Goose Trainer

14. Pork Rind Expert

15. Science Expert

16. Bride Kidnapping Expert

17. MILF Commander

18. Beer Drinker

19. Smarties Expert

20. Science Viking

21. Director of Sandbags

22. History Elf

23. Master Cheesemonger

24. Amateur Rocket Expert

25. Chicken Walker

26. Frozen Banana Expert

27. Ranch Dressing Expert

28. Bear Biologist And Paperfolder

AND WHO COULD FORGET...

29. In Charge Of The Big Door

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