1. Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator

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2. Pornography Historian

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3. Elf Sex Expert

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4. Space Lawyer

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5. Entry Level Plastic Film Peeler

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6. Shredded Cheese Authority

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7. Cat Behavior Consultant

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8. Head of Potatoes

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9. Beaver Expert

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10. 6-Layer Dip Maker

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11. Pygmy Goat Owner

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12. Head Receiver

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13. Goose Trainer

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14. Pork Rind Expert

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15. Science Expert

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16. Bride Kidnapping Expert

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17. MILF Commander

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18. Beer Drinker

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19. Smarties Expert

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20. Science Viking

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21. Director of Sandbags

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22. History Elf

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23. Master Cheesemonger

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24. Amateur Rocket Expert

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25. Chicken Walker

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26. Frozen Banana Expert

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27. Ranch Dressing Expert

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28. Bear Biologist And Paperfolder

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AND WHO COULD FORGET...
29. In Charge Of The Big Door

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