29 Professions That Will Make Your Parents Proud

    What a time to be alive.

    1. Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator

    2. Pornography Historian

    3. Elf Sex Expert

    4. Space Lawyer

    5. Entry Level Plastic Film Peeler

    6. Shredded Cheese Authority

    7. Cat Behavior Consultant

    8. Head of Potatoes

    9. Beaver Expert

    10. 6-Layer Dip Maker

    11. Pygmy Goat Owner

    12. Head Receiver

    13. Goose Trainer

    14. Pork Rind Expert

    15. Science Expert

    16. Bride Kidnapping Expert

    17. MILF Commander

    18. Beer Drinker

    19. Smarties Expert

    20. Science Viking

    21. Director of Sandbags

    22. History Elf

    23. Master Cheesemonger

    24. Amateur Rocket Expert

    25. Chicken Walker

    26. Frozen Banana Expert

    27. Ranch Dressing Expert

    28. Bear Biologist And Paperfolder

    AND WHO COULD FORGET...

    29. In Charge Of The Big Door

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