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Because gallons of milk aren't in the meal plan:
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Because they know that nothing is impossible:
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Because they know garbage cans aren't necessary:
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Because they know airplane seats are more comfortable when you have legroom:
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Because they somehow survive on this:
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Because they know comfort is king:
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Because they use science in practical situations:
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Because they understand the value of 5 cents:
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Because condoms aren't cheap:
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Because they know birthdays are important, but candles are not:
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Because they understand five months of razor burn is worth saving $15:
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Because they realize showerheads are expensive:
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Because toilet paper is always free if you know where to look:
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Because who says you can't eat fancy:
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Because not everyone has time to get to Bed Bath and Beyond:
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Because who the fuck owns a colander:
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Because microwaves aren't the only way to heat up leftovers:
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Because not everyone owns an iron:
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Because they know that car bumpers are important:
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Because sometimes you can't find the dustpan:
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And because pasta night will find a way: