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24 Stages Of Getting Shitfaced During The Week

Responsibilities are awful.

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1. You're about to leave work, go home, make a sensible dinner, and go to sleep early when a friend tells you people are getting drinks...

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2. You're a hard worker so you show up a tad late, but you feel it's your responsibility to take advantage of those sweet-ass savings...

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3. And soon enough you're lulled into the mid-week trap known as happy hour.

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4. After each beer, mixed drink, or glass of wine you tell yourself it's time to go home because you need food and you don't want to be hungover.

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5. But you get lost in the sauce.

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6. You try to pull yourself together...

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7. But it's no use because happy hour has already claimed another victim.

8. So you set your alarms dreading the disaster that awaits you in the morning.

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9. And you wake up in shambles...

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10. But it's before your alarms so you get some water and you go back to sleep.

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11. Then the first alarm goes off...

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12. And the second...

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13. And the third brings tears to your eyes.

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14. So you lie in bed questioning every decision you've ever made.

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15. Getting out of bed suddenly takes Herculean effort...

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16. But you manage to crawl out of the covers...

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17. And immediately pause for more self-reflection.

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18. You get to work and immediately try to play it Barry Burbank-level cool...

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19. But you're not fooling anyone.

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20. Every minute feels like a decade, and every hour feels like a lifetime.

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21. Even inanimate objects are trolling you.

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22. You're starting to feel better, but you're counting the seconds until you can go home.

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23. You close your computer, pack your bag, and start walking towards the door when...

24. Someone asks the question...

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