1. This outrageous mark-up on chalk at a college bookstore:
2. These frightening feet on a flight:
3. This quality craftsmanship:
4. The term, "it's dry heat":
5. These simultaneously ripe, and unripe bananas:
6. This Starbucks brand "can" of baked beans:
7. This gum disposal:
8. This diploma:
9. This "tip":
10. The alignment of this shirt:
11. This snapped key:
12. This expert parking job:
13. When this happens to every binder:
14. These Google Maps directions:
15. This billboard:
16. This lounging frequent flyer:
17. This abomination of a track:
18. These kind of reviews:
19. And the goddamn Mona Lisa:
