1.Unfriend people who think the First Lady is actually a man named "Michael."
2.Delete anyone who thinks a microwave could charge a cell phone.
3.Get rid of anyone who can't differentiate television from real life.
4.Get rid of anyone who doesn't realize death is final.
5.Remove anyone who gets outraged over a story from The Onion...
6....or ClickHole.
7.Jettison Christians that share this crazy crap.
8.Unfriend everyone that claims to have fed "Johnny Depp."
9.Get rid of any idiot who falls for this.
10.Wipe out everyone who doesn't think dinosaurs existed.
11.And anyone who could possibly think this photo is real.
12.AND all the Einsteins who don't believe in evolution.
13.Unfriend anyone who doesn't know what the White House looks like.
14.Block anyone who admits publicly to being surprised Africa is not a country.
15.Delete anyone who struggles with basic reading comprehension.
16.Remove people who don't understand why dogs don't talk.
17.Unfriend vaccine truthers.
18.Get rid of every teen.
19.Discard anyone who thinks this statement is true.
20.Unfriend whatever is going on here.
21.Block proud moms who don't know what THEY'RE talking about.
22.Clear out everyone who doesn't know how age works.
23.And everyone who thinks you can turn off sunlight.
24.Unfriend Obama-hating homophobes.
25.And everyone who thinks the President of the United States is implanting microchips in our brains.
26.Unfriend anyone who doesn't know what racism means.
27.Get rid of people that complain about beastiality in candy bar commercials.
28.Delete people who ask really dumb questions.
29.Unfriend everyone who posts political conspiracy theories.
30.Eliminate anyone who doesn't know the difference between gull and gall.
31.And immediately unfriend THESE PEOPLE.
There you go! You're all set! Now all you have to worry about are baby pictures, engagement announcements, wedding photos, random viral videos, and obnoxious advertisements. You're welcome!
