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26 Decisions You Only Make When You're Drunk

Wise choices.

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1. Requesting this Uber.

2. Texting yourself to make sure you got home safe.

3. Microwaving a mountain of french fries.

4. Walking through the Taco Bell drive-thru after your wedding reception.

5. Saving a slice of pizza for later.

6. Trolling your sober self.

7. Setting interesting calendar reminders.

8. Getting stuck in a child's seat at McDonald's.

9. Buying a lifetime's supply of Campbell's Cream of Celery Soup.

10. Replacing toilet paper with a lint roller.

11. Using a table as a blanket.

12. Using a slice of pizza as a pillow.

13. Using a spacious urinal as bed.

14. Creating a throne fit for a king.

15. Charging your phone like this.

16. Sleeping comfortably on remote controls.

17. Congratulating an inanimate object on a movie role.

18. Using any means necessary to get a late night snack.

19. Making some interesting grooming choices.

20. Putting hot dogs in a toaster.

21. Sleeping like this...

22. Misplacing a light fixture.

23. Spending the night in a Burger King.

24. Experimenting with a new conditioner.

25. Ordering pizza like this.

26. And making any decision this guy did the night before.

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