26 Decisions You Only Make When You're Drunk
Texting yourself to make sure you got home safe.
Microwaving a mountain of french fries.
Walking through the Taco Bell drive-thru after your wedding reception.
Saving a slice of pizza for later.
Trolling your sober self.
Setting interesting calendar reminders.
Getting stuck in a child's seat at McDonald's.
Buying a lifetime's supply of Campbell's Cream of Celery Soup.
Replacing toilet paper with a lint roller.
Using a table as a blanket.
Using a slice of pizza as a pillow.
Using a spacious urinal as bed.
Creating a throne fit for a king.
Charging your phone like this.
Sleeping comfortably on remote controls.
Congratulating an inanimate object on a movie role.
Using any means necessary to get a late night snack.
Making some interesting grooming choices.
Putting hot dogs in a toaster.
Sleeping like this...
Misplacing a light fixture.
Spending the night in a Burger King.
Experimenting with a new conditioner.
Ordering pizza like this.
And making any decision this guy did the night before.
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