1.
People do actually fall asleep in urinals:
2.
Sometimes you should double-check if your food is actually cooked:
3.
Your professors do not give a fuck:
4.
You'll get creative with air fresheners:
5.
Your school will use your tuition money on questionable things — like, say, a chicken wing statue:
6.
Your dorm mates are very open about their menstrual cycles:
7.
It's not a very clean place, so check your cups:
8.
Do not be that person who hangs clothes on the sprinklers:
9.
Finals will push you above and beyond your breaking point:
10.
You will discover new and inventive ways to cook:
11.
You will always be hungry:
12.
Always expect the unexpected:
13.
Your RAs will most likely try to teach you safe sex in a very corny way:
14.
Bathroom drains will get very, very clogged:
15.
Elevators are fair game for anything:
16.
Taking out the trash will be an infrequent chore:
17.
People still draw penises. People will always draw penises:
18.
The police blotter in the school paper is a must-read:
19.
And always be careful who you invite to your house party:
