17 Things Catholic School Kids Will Never Forget

    Never have sex.

    1. Knowing the appropriate distance to leave for the Holy Spirit.

    2. Knowing the devil doesn't deserve a locker.

    3. Being all too aware of the existence of problematic religious statues.

    4. Having to deal with logic.

    5. Knowing why this is funny.

    6. Keeping everything hilariously PG.

    7. Finding real life applications for what you learn in school.

    8. Having science and religion classes back-to-back.

    9. Having every website blocked.

    10. Cringing at your school's advertising.

    11. Learning an interesting side of history.

    12. Wanting to say this whenever you watch Star Wars:

    13. Knowing Jesus is always the answer:

    14. Finding humor in the little things.

    15. Like knowing eventually we're all going to hell...

    16. ...probably because of sex...

    17. ...yes, I'm serious.