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A purgatory where red lights actually last forever
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And you're always waiting for the subway...
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Only to have this happen.
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It's a place where no one seems to understand public tranportation etiquette
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And this is the only open seat
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Because some people need extra room for their tail
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Others confuse the bus for a mobile couch.
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...or the train for a bed
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There's always pole hogs
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Sometimes there's a butt in your face for 40 minutes
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Or a woman chopping onions
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People think the floor is for gross food scraps...
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Creeps smile at you for unknown reasons
Seriously don't smile. No one is happy.
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And don't fuckin' sing!
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Or preach about religion!
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Or try to sell your mixtape!
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Oh btw, the escalator never works
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Even the subway lines are reminding you how much this sucks
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Sometimes mother nature intervenes
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Which causes overcrowding on the train
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Or "track switch problems"
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Train advisories start looking like this
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Which causes overcrowding on the bus
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Where you miss your stop because of this asshat
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So you decide to drive?
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Enjoy merging lanes...
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And the 18-wheelers...
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Not to mention mindnumbing gridlock.
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Where people like to check their e-mail...
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Play musical instruments...
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Or, you know, do other stuff.
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Then your iPod breaks
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But you pass a sign that gives you false hope
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And you laugh that your odometer says "Boobs"
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And then you get a flat.
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So now you're biking to work
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Forcing you back here.