Water cooler banter. Elevator small talk. Mindless emails. Unproductive staff Meetings. Pretending to care how someone's weekend went. Ugh, I'm nauseous just thinking about it. Here are the top 8 signs that you too, might be over your job.
1. You're Running Out of Excuses to Use to Call Out Sick
Every morning you wake up, you run down the list of excuses you've already used to get out of work: I got a flat tire. I'm sick. My kid is sick - oh, I didn't tell you I had a kid? Well then my dog is sick. Beyonce's album just dropped. My butt hurts. Meek Mill just got out. The maintenance man is coming. I have a migraine. Ok, look b*tch, I'm not coming in today.
If you find yourself running out of excuses, then you might be over your job.
2. You Get Annoyed With Your CoWorkers Because They Actually Like Work
Everyone has that one person at their job who does THE most at work. Always looking for extra tasks, which seems to always result in you having to do more work too. Why can't they just sit down and not give a f*ck like I do?
If you've ever felt like your overachieving coworkers should have several seats, then you might be over your job.
3. You Hate Staff Meetings
OMG, how many times are we going to meet about the same sh*t we've been meeting about for the past 6 months?! If we're always meeting about the work we need to be doing, when do we have time to do the work?! Just another hour of your life, spent gazing out of the window, daydreaming about all the cool sh*t you could be doing. If you feel this way, you might be over your job.
4. You Get Annoyed When People Ask You What You Brought for Lunch
What did I bring for lunch, you ask? A nice warm plate of mind your damn business. Why do you care what I'm having? Why are you looking at it like that? Ugh, yes I cooked it, and no, you can't have any. Go get your own damn lunch and stop worrying about what I'm having!
5. The Coffee Sucks
Why is the coffee sooo bad? The last thing I look forward to after crawling out of bed and barely making it to work is a piping cup of hot ass. I mean, if I gotta be here, can I at least get some decent coffee?!
6. You Avoid All Small Talk By Any Means Necessary
Look, with all due respect, IDGAF about how your weekend was - and I'm not going to tell you about mine. No, I didn't watch RHOA or Walking Dead last night (actually, I did - I just don't feel like talking to you about it, ever). Please, let's just work in silence.
Totally over it.
7. You Cringe at Your Boss' Corny Jokes
There's nothing worse than trying to mask the awkwardness of a lame joke with fake laughter. Please, just stop, man.
8. You Get Way Too Excited When the Clock Strikes 5
Finally! F*ck everything! Until tomorrow. :/
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