This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!
1. When she called you at 4:59 pm and said, "I know that chicken better be thawed out when I get home from work." But it was still in the freezer.
2. When you knew you did something wrong, and all she said was, "Go pick out a switch."
3. When you handed her your freshly picked switch and she peeled it green.
4. When you were creeping on the house phone late at night, and your mom picked up and said, "I KNOW YOU BETTER NOT BE ON THIS PHONE."
5. When she made you meatloaf and you HATED meatloaf, but she said, "You're not leaving this table until you eat every bit of it."
6. When you mocked her behind her back, but she turned around real quick and caught you.
7. When you were cutting up during church and she turned around and gave you the "death stare."
8. When you tried to sneak back home after curfew, but she was waiting on you in the living room with the lights off like, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?"
9. When she promised you a whoopin' when she got home from work, and you looked out the window and saw her car pulling in the driveway.
10. When you drank the last bit of milk and she said, "WHO LEFT THE EMPTY CARTON IN THE FRIDGE?"
11. When you were a teenager and thought you were grown enough to get sassy with her, and she said, "I AIN'T ONE OF YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS."
12. When you said the word "lie" instead of "told a story."
13. When you and your siblings wouldn't confess, and she said, "If you don't tell me right now who did it, EVERYBODY gettin' they ass beat."
14. When you only told her half of the story, but she went down to the school and the teacher filled her in on all the parts you purposely left out.
15. When after you got a whoopin' she said, "Now fix your face."
16. When you thought you covered the hickey well, but she was like, "I KNOW that ain't what I think it is."
17. When your mom's friends came over and she woke you up out of bed like, "Come downstairs and show them that lil dance."
18. When you slept through your alarm clock and realized you only had 3 minutes to get dressed, and she was like, "I KNOW YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ME LATE FOR WORK."
19. When you were trying to sleep in on a Saturday and she said, "YOU BETTER GET UP RIGHT NOW AND CLEAN THIS DAMN HOUSE."
20. When she left you a list of chores to complete before she got home from work, but when you heard her keys jingling in the door you quickly realized you hadn't done shit.
21. When you were whining and she said, "if you don't be quiet, I'MA GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT."
Share This Article
