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    The REAL Worst Halloween Treats

    You'd rather have to share your candy with your baby sister than eat this shit.

    Misty N.
    by Misty N.

    Community Contributor

    Oh. Hell. No.

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    Pencils, really?????

    Popcorn Balls

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    Something that you made with your sweaty, dirty, grimy hands? No thank you.

    Fun size anything

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    There is nothing "fun" in fun size. Cheap bastard.

    Cheap, cheap, cheap.

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    Unless these things squirt blood or green goo, I don't want to bother with them.

    Really? That's the best you can do?

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    Again, another cheap, 10-for-a dollar item. Loosen up your pockets, bro.

    Fast Food Coupons

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    CANDY! We want candy! Is it that hard?

    Uh..............NO>

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    We know your feelings about Halloween. Our feelings about Christmas are pretty much the same.

    Really?

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    Are you that much of a poo stain on kids fun? TP for you, bro.

    Gross.

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    Another concoction made with your dirty, grimy, sweaty hands. Probably has needles in it. NO>

    Are you fucking kidding me?

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    You should be for ever banned from turning that porch light on again.

    Yep, I've seen people do this very thing.

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    Since when does Sardines qualify as candy?

    Your Half-Assed idea of decorations amuse me.

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    Not. Throwing some dollar store spider web over your potted plant......just genius.

    I know what you are!! Yer an octopus!

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    CLEARLY I am a fairy glitter princess. Change your glasses.

    Like Michael Kors said, "Slutty, Slutty, Slutty!"

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    Aren't you babes a bit long in the tooth to be trick or treating? "I'm 12" my ass.

    Unattended Halloween Candy

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    Wow, you just throw some candy in a bowl and leave it outside. How long do you think that will last? Non-participators, leave your light OFF.

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