In the two years I've lived in NYC, I developed a special interest in the NYC subway system. While most New Yorkers have a love/hate relationship with the MTA (heavy emphasis on the 'hate'), I found my relationship with the MTA pulled toward the 'love' side, specifically those times when I found myself on an empty train car.
It happened once. And then it happened again. And then it happened again! Most people fear what lies in (or smells in) an empty train, yet I felt nothing but uninhibited joy. The rarity of having the entire car to myself can only be described…well, it can only be described as this:
Here I was, living in one of the busiest cities in the world, yet somehow snagging a special moment alone — the best of both worlds.
So, if you're alone like me this Valentine's weekend and are lucky enough to snag an empty car to yourself, here are some moves that can sweeten the deal:
1) Become an Artist
When you have an empty car, all of a sudden the train, which you usually despise, seems like a work of art. Simple, symmetrical, and beautiful. Capture it!
2) Spread Out
We would definitely side-eye someone if they dare put their feet up on a crowded train but not when you're alone. Hey! Relax baby! This train is all yours!
3) Eat with No Shame
Don't worry about the ketchup dripping down your face. Only your selfies will see i
4) Sing (Badly)
When you're in an empty train, all of a sudden this intense feeling will come over to you to flex your vocal chords. Embrace it!
5) Make a Friend
Sometimes you may find yourself on an empty train with only one other person. This counts as a win! Say hi!
6) Makeup – Lots of it!
Touch-up the eyeliner, smear on the lipstick. No one's there to question your fashion sense.
7) Get Dirty
We do everything we can to avoid the germs on MTA but don't forget soap is always waiting for you at home.
8) Let the Real You Shine
No need to keep up the stone-cold, bitch face. Let your true self shine!
9) Show Some Skin
There's less chance of getting arrested when it's only yourself to embarrass.
and finally...
10) SHOWTIME!
You won't get any tips but you also won't annoy your fellow commuters.
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