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Plan A Bad Date And Find Out Which Of My Ex-Boyfriends Is Joining You

Quiz: Plan A Bad Date And I'll Tell You Which Of My Exes Is Joining You

Where are you going?

What will you wear?

How will you get there?

What will you talk about?

What's the first red flag?

Part one of the date is over, now what are you doing?

Vibe Check?

What are you doing to forget this date?

Doug may go to the top med school in the country, but he's a philosophy major. Your romance will fizzle after eight months and two dates when he tells you that he really just likes texting.

Doug

Roni doesn't know where the clit is and he's too afraid to ask at this point. Are you his girlfriend or his babysitter? Nobody knows. Too bad his mom hates you, she wouldn't ask you to babysit anyway. Ya'll broke up after two looong years and now Roni writes Minecraft porn on Reddit.

Roni

Presenting the Mega Matt: he's either a Christian boy who came in his pants when y'all "moved too fast", an unhinged raver, or an anxious Bernie Bro with communication problems. Either way, it won't work out.

Matt

After a few months of "Star Wars" marathons and unreciprocated oral sex, you'll finally end this one yourself. He'll call you the next night asking to get pizza and you won't regret it. Then, after you've long forgotten him, he'll call asking if you want to go in on an apartment together. Sigh.

Ethan

A brooding artist like no other, Hunter's inability to take down his walls will be the demise of this short relationship. What the two of you shared will be commemorated via a poem posted on his Instagram. Considering his humor consists of one too many butt jokes, you won't be too heartbroken.

Hunter

Liam is such a pal, basically a golden retriever in a man's lanky body. He couldn't shut a door quietly if his life depended on it and he's got a hacking cough, but at least he listens. Expect a bangin' playlist on the way to this subpar date.

Liam

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Plan A Bad Date And Find Out Which Of My Ex-Boyfriends Is Joining You

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