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18 Reasons Why Bananas Should Be Fucking Banned

Putting the NAH into banana.

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2. Their taste penetrates even the thickest of smoothies.

I always try to put bananas in my smoothies but then I have to choke it down because I HATE bananas so frick trying to be healthy

3. And renders fruit salads almost completely inedible.

People who put bananas in fruit salad are the worst type of people

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5. They taste absolutely nothing like banana flavoured Calpol, which as all kids know, is truly scrumptious.

Don't we all Ella, don't we all.

6. Or those delicious foam banana sweets.

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This is clearly just a rouse to fool children into eating these devil fruits.

8. And frozen bananas are a fresh hell designed to troll children and sweet-toothed adults alike.

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STOP THIS MADNESS.

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9. God forbid you ever get trapped on a train with someone eating a banana.

People who eat bananas in crowded public spaces are the worst types of people.

10. They quickly turn into grotesque sacks of gunk, the colour of death.

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11. People going as bananas for halloween is proof that they are scary and horrid AF.

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13. Mashed bananas are the closest thing to baby sick as you can get.

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14. People who eat banana SANDWICHES need to be kept away from the rest of society.

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18. Basically everything about them is gag-inducing.

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